Mulligan Jesus likes to think of himself as a ‘connoisseur’ of human folly. He especially enjoys demonstrations of something certain humans are especially good at: BULLSHIT.
The Masters of Human Bullshit are its Demagogues — The Ones Who Raise MAGICAL THINKING To A High Art: “Who Ya Gonna Believe? ME Or Your Own Eyes?”
And then there are the Demagogues who use Actual Jesus for the same Dark Purpose: “Don’t ‘DO’ Unto Others, Just ‘DO’ them…”. As regular Pilgrims to this site know, Mulligan Jesus is a Big Fan of The (Not-So-Right) Reverend Franklin Graham — the progeny of a ‘fine line’ of Bullshit Artist (singular).
Mulligan Jesus loves him some Franky Graham cos Franky Graham loves him some Mulligan Jesus.
And we KNOW Franky Graham loves him some Mulligan Jesus cos Franky Graham loves him some DONALD J TRUMP.
Even a simple minded atheist might ask: WHY would a ‘Christian’ want to further the purposes of a man who CLEARLY does not ‘serve’ the same Greater Purpose or, for that matter Jesus in any way, shape or form? That’s REGULAR Jesus, of course. The Jesus Franky Graham hates with an ice cold fury.
C’mon, Franky — tell your flock about US — You and me. You and MULLIGAN JESUS…
Now, Franky — don’t pull away and act all skittish. Mulligan Jesus has photos and audio tape, you remember — of your SOUL.
Don’t make Mulligan Jesus put that out on social media — PLEASE! He ‘couldn’t bear’ the increased traffic to his web site, blog and Twitter page. Why, THAT would never serve Mulligan Jesus’ purposes…
On second thought, Franky — Pull that trigger.
Make ‘daddy’ proud(er)…
Mulligan Jesus: The Do Over Deity 
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Thank you for the very kind words. They are much appreciated!
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This website was… how do you say it? Relevant!! Finally I’ve found something that helped me.
Thank you!
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He is, really, a self-serving, sycophantic, pig. Listening to him supporting the Orange Orangutan currently dining on KFC in the presidential bedroom is just appalling. He’s just a cheap con-man selling the same snake oil they’ve been selling since time immemorial.
Great post!
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Thank you for the kind words! I consider myself an aficionado of televangelists. I was a huge Katherine Kuhlman fan. She was an awesome performer. I’m a big Jimmy Swaggart fan — especially because he’s fallen from grace not once but twice. Actually — I’ve been involved for years on a screenplay project about Swaggart — and his two first cousins Mickey Gilley & Jerry Lee Lewis. Frank Graham sucks as a performer even worse than he sucks as a human. That’s some significant suckage.
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