Mulligan Jesus likes to think of himself as a ‘connoisseur’ of human folly. He especially enjoys demonstrations of something certain humans are especially good at: BULLSHIT.
The Masters of Human Bullshit are its Demagogues — The Ones Who Raise MAGICAL THINKING To A High Art: “Who Ya Gonna Believe? ME Or Your Own Eyes?”
And then there are the Demagogues who use Actual Jesus for the same Dark Purpose: “Don’t ‘DO’ Unto Others, Just ‘DO’ them…”. As regular Pilgrims to this site know, Mulligan Jesus is a Big Fan of The (Not-So-Right) Reverend Franklin Graham — the progeny of a ‘fine line’ of Bullshit Artist (singular).
Mulligan Jesus loves him some Franky Graham cos Franky Graham loves him some Mulligan Jesus.
And we KNOW Franky Graham loves him some Mulligan Jesus cos Franky Graham loves him some DONALD J TRUMP.
Even a simple minded atheist might ask: WHY would a ‘Christian’ want to further the purposes of a man who CLEARLY does not ‘serve’ the same Greater Purpose or, for that matter Jesus in any way, shape or form? That’s REGULAR Jesus, of course. The Jesus Franky Graham hates with an ice cold fury.
C’mon, Franky — tell your flock about US — You and me. You and MULLIGAN JESUS…
Now, Franky — don’t pull away and act all skittish. Mulligan Jesus has photos and audio tape, you remember — of your SOUL.
Don’t make Mulligan Jesus put that out on social media — PLEASE! He ‘couldn’t bear’ the increased traffic to his web site, blog and Twitter page. Why, THAT would never serve Mulligan Jesus’ purposes…
On second thought, Franky — Pull that trigger.
Make ‘daddy’ proud(er)…