Clearly Christianity Is ‘Too Hard’ For Some People (Talking To YOU, Lil Jeff Sessions…)

Mulligan Jesus has a job because of Christians like Lil Jeff Sessions — so don’t get Mulligan Jesus wrong when he says he ‘loves’ Lil Jeff Sessions.

Sessions

Because, actually, Mulligan Jesus DOES love Lil Jeff Sessions ‘in that way’.  Mulligan Jesus loves Christians like Lil Jeff Sessions because he soooooo doesn’t get what should be the SIMPLEST OF MESSAGES:  “Do Unto Others’.

Do… Unto… Others…

So simple.  So elegant.

Why, even a moronic atheist could follow it…

If you ask Mulligan Jesus, it’s not entirely clear why you’d need a CHURCH to explain how to ‘Do Unto Others’… You humans are funny that way.

Or stupid.

Which brings us back to ‘People Too Stupid For Christianity’ which brings us back to THIS GUY…

Jeff Sessions

We know you’ve given it your best shot, Lil Jeff.

Problem is, your ‘best’ sucks.  It’s time time to hang up those Lil Elfin Spurs and retire to a nice prison cell where you can contemplate — Wait For It Folks (Mulligan Jesus always love to bring it around)… ‘Doing Unto Others’.

Or not — because even that, even then, is just tooooooooo hard…

 

 

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