300 predator priests… over 1000 children… a whole system of ‘communication’ so predators would know WHICH children to focus on…
Mulligan Jesus — being a very male Deity — understands how great it is seeing the World as a giant ‘Boy’s Club’. Male Privilege is nice.
But it seems to put ideas into some boys’ heads. They start to think that THEY’RE a DEITY and therefore THEY can do what they like.
Mulligan Jesus hates to break it to em. It doesn’t actually work that way for Deities. Deities count on rules. We live by em. We expect humans to live by em but you don’t — and there’s source of the dynamic tension between fallible humans and infallible Deities. One of the rules Deities live by: You Leave Kids Alone.
You do not touch kids. EVER.
You can drink till your liver explodes or whore till the syphilis and gonorrhea make your gonads look like guacamole — We won’t care so long as everyone else in your party was of age — and consenting one thousand percent. Can’t manage that — stop partying.
Mulligan Jesus — for all his cynicism — is a hopeful Deity. He looks at the future and thinks humans could yet get their shit together, pull their heads from their asses and make something of themselves. In the back of his mind, it’s why Mulligan Jesus is in the ‘Mulligan’ business. He hopes human beings will learn.
Okay — Mulligan Jesus isn’t stupid. He ain’t holding his breath where humans are concerned. But he sees a terrible problem and the will to fix it. Mulligan Jesus will admit to having grudging respect for humans who have to overcome the awful shit other humans do to them just to get by. He’s not sure he could do it.