Even Deities recognize certain ‘Facts O’ Life’: A buttered bagel will ALWAYS fall butter-side up onto the newly installed office shag carpeting.
Can’t change what just IS. But, Pilgrims, some things even YOU can change. When people ask — as they will — ‘Hey, have ya heard the good news?’ Now YOU can reply — “That depends, stranger, on which ‘Good News’ you’re talking about.
Used to be there was just ‘one kind’ of Good News — The Real Jesus Kind (repackaged here as The Pretend Jesus Kind). But that was then, Pilgrims and this is now. Pilgrims these days know they don’t need to believe in a religion, they just need to have it as part of the ‘On-Board Software’ that, really, just shines a gentle beacon inside of you that says: “I bought The Brand’.
Cause every good Christian knows (it’s the point of the exercise, really) — what Life is really about is: Are all the ‘Good Christians’ on the ‘same page’ about ‘who & what’ is ‘good’ and ‘who & what’ isn’t? So long as we’re all clear on that? Why are we holding up the par-tay?
Ya know ya have to bring Jesus to the Dance. The Question — WHICH Jesus do you ask? Better choose wisely, the others could get jealous…