Comedy is a bunch of Deities slapping their foreheads in unison after hearing what human beings did now.
Absurdist comedy is a bunch of humans buying the idea that all humanity is cursed because ‘the first woman’ didn’t listen.
How ‘male’ of you humans — to get down on a woman for not listening (when everyone knows it’s the MALES of the human species who almost NEVER listen…
The irony — she is fresh today, yes?
Seriously? THAT’S what amounts to an original sin? An independent spirit? THAT’S what you think deserves eternal punishment?
And that’s what you think sits at the crux of human existence — the balancing mechanism that decides what we do with you when you shuffle off this mortal coil?
As your Jewish cohorts would say: “Oy!” Some would even throw in a ‘”Gevalt!”
I hate to break it to you, Pilgrim, but Eve was one angry dude’s fever dream — a bit of pre-porn revenge porn. And manic as we Deities can be, we ain’t crazy. There are a gazillion plus one reasons why the gods don’t like humanity. That you were even capable of sinning in an original way is not something we worry about, We know it’s not happening.
Where you humans are concerned, there’s no such thing as an ‘original sin’ but when it comes to being stupid — now there’s where you’re all originals.
And by the way — Elvis Costello ripped off that lyric. Bitch.
Mulligan Jesus: The Do Over Deity 