Wanna know what Mulligan Jesus loves almost more than anything (aside from watching humans grovel)? He loves Evangelicals. Mmmmm-boy, those are some of Mulligan Jesus’ favorite creatures on Earth. These folks are MY kind of Christians.
Literally…
Turns out only 27% of my Evangelical followers are down with letting ‘illegal immigrants’ (you know, like Jesus, Mary & Joseph fleeing to Egypt) INTO that country of theirs. Not kidding. There’s actual data.
When I saw that I shot Regular Jesus a text: “Dude — your followers FLAMED YOU! LMAO LOL!” I won’t share with you his response. Wouldn’t want to ruin his rep, if ya know what I’m saying. And, end of the day, we Deities have to stick together…
Mulligan Jesus: The Do Over Deity 