People ask me all the time if, like The Other Jesus, I would die for humanity’s sins.
There are quite a few things I would die for —
A dish of Chinese Broccoli with pork belly at this little Thai place I know in Silver Lake…
Even then — I ain’t ‘dying’, I’m chowing down on a dish that kicks some serious butt. The LAST thing on Earth I would do is die for YOU humps.
Ask yourself, Pilgrim — Would YOU die for Humanity? Hell, you probably wouldn’t even die for YOU. That’s why we’re made for each other.
Mulligan Jesus: The Do Over Deity 