Uh Oh — Looks Like My Pal Jerry Falwell, Jr Got Confused Again…

Some people think you have to create the universe to be “God”. My pal, the Reverend Jerry Falwell, Jr, thinks owning a large penis qualifies you.

Oy.

Jerry, Jerry, Jerry… You’re confusing this kind of false idol —

— with this kind – –

Neither of them deserves worshipping, Jerry-Junior. Even if your “golden calf” can put a very special smile on someone else’s face…

Am-scray with your unk-jay, Jerry-Junior. Hear what I’m saying?