Some people think you have to create the universe to be “God”. My pal, the Reverend Jerry Falwell, Jr, thinks owning a large penis qualifies you.
Jerry, Jerry, Jerry… You’re confusing this kind of false idol —
— with this kind – –
Neither of them deserves worshipping, Jerry-Junior. Even if your “golden calf” can put a very special smile on someone else’s face…
Am-scray with your unk-jay, Jerry-Junior. Hear what I’m saying?