Jerry Falwell, Jr Wants Us To Know HOW He Put THAT Smile On That Woman’s Face…

To be fair to my pal Jerry Falwell, Jr., he’s not the first “man o’ God” to screw around. He won’t be the last. But — Jerry wants us to know — he’s the most “well hung” man o’ God of all time.

Jerry is proud of his package. He’s actually told people that his wife Becki can’t handle his pecker — which is why he needs to seek outside relief for his pecker’s (apparently) insatiable needs. This is from Politico:

At Liberty, Falwell is “very, very vocal” about his “sex life,” in the words of one Liberty official—a characterization multiple current and former university officials and employees interviewed for this story support. In a car ride about a decade ago with a senior university official who has since left Liberty, “all he wanted to talk about was how he would nail his wife, how she couldn’t handle [his penis size], and stuff of that sort,” this former official recalled.

Jerry-Junior inherited plenty from his dad: sanctimony and hypocrisy for instance. And a university he no longer runs. Who knew Jerry-Junior also inherited an ungodly appendage?

Suddenly, this deity’s a little more impressed with Jerry-Senior. Who knew that old fraud was shoving more than just ol’ time religion down his flock’s throat?

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