Mulligan Jesus’ favorite restaurant (not for himself but for humans) heard the outcry for more menu choices and they delivered like Moses bringing down the Ten Commandments From Mount Sinai — only tastier — and with sides and a beverage!
Now, you don’t HAVE TO ‘buy it all’ a la carte, you can get a McOOGA-BOOGA COMBO!
Personally, Mulligan Jesus is on a BULLSHIT FREE diet — it tends to repeat on him. But since it’s your first time, please — the meal’s on me! Bon appetite (suckers)…!
Be careful though, Pilgrim — the portions at McOOGA-BOOGA’s are HUGE. Well, of course they are — BULLSHIT is the greatest human natural resource there is! It’s cheaper and more plentiful then anything else on Earth.
And so tasty too!