The Sanctimony 5000 – ‘Gentlemen, Start Your Engines…’

Few things warm Mulligan Jesus’ heart like SANCTIMONY.  “I LOVE the smell of it in the morning.  Smells like… I don’t know… Victory.”

When a cold-hearted, human-hating scold puts on the mantel of ‘Moral Superiority’ — it makes a sound like few others in the Universe — like Cosmic Nails On A Blackboard.  Even bits of gas in the farthest reaches of the farthest galaxy cringe a little just knowing such a sound can be made somewhere else in the Universe.

And when it comes to sanctimony?  Here are a few people I think pretty much always are  ‘Doing it right‘.  To begin with, every ‘Kingdom’; needs its ‘King’ —


VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE — The ‘King of Sanctimony’ but also the ‘Crown Prince of Sanctimony’ too.  He’s that good.  Indeed, Pilgrim, our excellent Vice President isn’t merely a practitioner of the ‘Sacred Arts of Sanctimony‘, he has become (through hard work, dedication and just plain being a sanctimonious ass) one of its GRAND MASTERS.  Watch & Learn —

Hold on a second — Is my very excellent disciples Mike Pence nearby?  I just felt a wave of nausea come over me…

A human sanctimonious enough to sicken a Deity.  That’s the kinda Christian I’m talking about!



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