Few things warm Mulligan Jesus’ heart like SANCTIMONY. “I LOVE the smell of it in the morning. Smells like… I don’t know… Victory.”
When a cold-hearted, human-hating scold puts on the mantel of ‘Moral Superiority’ — it makes a sound like few others in the Universe — like Cosmic Nails On A Blackboard. Even bits of gas in the farthest reaches of the farthest galaxy cringe a little just knowing such a sound can be made somewhere else in the Universe.
And when it comes to sanctimony? Here are a few people I think pretty much always are ‘Doing it right‘. To begin with, every ‘Kingdom’; needs its ‘King’ —
VICE PRESIDENT MIKE PENCE — The ‘King of Sanctimony’ but also the ‘Crown Prince of Sanctimony’ too. He’s that good. Indeed, Pilgrim, our excellent Vice President isn’t merely a practitioner of the ‘Sacred Arts of Sanctimony‘, he has become (through hard work, dedication and just plain being a sanctimonious ass) one of its GRAND MASTERS. Watch & Learn —
Hold on a second — Is my very excellent disciples Mike Pence nearby? I just felt a wave of nausea come over me…
A human sanctimonious enough to sicken a Deity. That’s the kinda Christian I’m talking about!
Mulligan Jesus: The Do Over Deity 