Dying For Peoples’ Sins Is A Suckers’ Game

In his heart of hearts, Mulligan Jesus is all about being as full service a Deity as time and money permit.  But, while this whole ‘Dying For Your Sins’ thing might sound magnanimous and all Savior-y, the truth is it’s bloody hard work.  To make it worse, the pay sucks and have you seen the people whose sins a Deity is supposed to die for?

These humps?

Are we kidding here?  Or THESE scumbags?

I’m supposed to trade in ME for THEM?  As we used to say around Samaria back in the day, ‘Even a Philistine ain’t THAT stupid!”