When it comes to politics, Mulligan Jesus likes to say he ‘Doesn’t play favorites’.
Mulligan Jesus likes to say it — but that doesn’t mean he ‘does it’.
Mulligan Jesus plays favorites every time he walks into a room, so you know he plays favorites in politics. That’s why you WANT to be one of Mulligan Jesus’ favorites, capiche?
And one of Mulligan Jesus’ ALL TIME FAVORITES is Donald J Trump — a man who may achieve MULLIGAN GODHOOD within his own Lifetime. A very, very rare thing.
America, behold Mulligan Jesus at his finest: A PUSSY-GRABBING LIAR who gets A DAILY MULLIGAN for Grabbing Pussies & Lying.
What is NOT to love?