Mulligan Jesus knows there are other Deities competing for the Church-Going Dollar (buncha fuckers!).
Getting the Faithful to ‘be’ faithful (translation — easy with their wallets), takes up a lot of Mulligan Jesus’ precious time. Too much, frankly, but Mulligan Jesus has bills to pay same as any other Deity.
In this world, even a ‘Do-Over Deity’ has to play by some rules: ‘Ya gotta eat to live and ya gotta fight to eat’.
That said — consider this a challenge to all other Deities: “C’mon, BITCHEZ! Let’s Rumble!”
Then YOU, Pilgrims, will be able to tell all YOUR friends (assuming you have em): “My Deity Can Beat Up Your Deity”.