Pull Over, Jesus, N Let Me See Yer License…

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Lettin’ Jesus take the wheel sounds okay in a song but unless you’ve seen his actual driver’s license — don’t go there.

Fact is, Jesus CAN’T drive.  He never said he could.  But he did want you silly people to ‘help each other learn to drive’.  I guess ya missed THAT point…

Instead, silly twats, by ‘Letting Jesus Take The Wheel’, you’re just letting a guy with no understanding of machinery drive you off a cliff.

Then there’s the matter of the car you let him take control of…

Silly Christians:  You’ve confused MULLIGAN JESUS with REAL JESUS… Again.

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