Hey, Pilgrim – If you’re like Mulligan Jesus, one of the primo annoyances of any religion is all those damned rules. I don’t mean following them — that’s your problem, cupcake. I’m talking about writing the damned things. Boring, boring, BORING!
And NOTHING does BORING quite like The 10 Commandments — amiright?
Well, that was then and this is now. So, here is (for your ‘dining and dancing pleasure’) — Mulligan Jesus’ NEW & IMPROVED 10 Commandments —